$!Dentists Are Cheering!$
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“I went from paying a CODA accredited college graduate and Board licensed dental hygienist major bucks to training my dental assistant in a few weeks! I can pay my employees much less, give my patients less qualified treatment, and neglect their total overall health at the same time as helping my bottom line! It's so great that I will have more money now!
- Arizona Dentist
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“The OPA program allowed me to pretend to know how to scale teeth and at the same time teach someone what I barely know. It's amazing how quick my patients are in and out of the chair now, so this also doubled the amount of patients I can see in one day which brings more MONEY MONEY MONEY!
– Voted Arizona's best Dentist by my Momma.
"Removing the preventive specialist from my dental team means that patients will be seeing me more for restorative care! Yipee!!
- Dentist and besties with an Arizona Legislator
Why the OPA Program Is Your Victory Lap to Creating Unhealthy Future Perio Patients!
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· Rockstar Coaches: Dentists who’ll hype their profits to greatness, neglecting their patients' overall health. It's a win-win for their overhead!
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· Real-Deal Action: Hands-on patient practice—supervised by dentists... who have very little education in what they are supervising.
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· Flex That Schedule: Online or in-person at about 10 locations—fit it into your awesome life, or you could always go to hygiene school if you want to be a dental hygienist.
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· Career Rocket: From training to certification to treating the public that does NOT want an uneducated professional treating them.
10 Locations to Launch Your OPA Journey!
From all across the state, whose legislators and dental Board bring their citizens an increased risk of tooth loss.
Wherever you’re at, you can guarantee your supervising dentist is not concerned with total patient health.
Score Big with OPA: More Money, More Fun! More Perio,
More Patient Disease! Yay for patients losing teeth!
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Becoming an OPA could boost your income by 20% or more, but let's be real - this is just a way to increase the dentists bottom line while neglecting patients total and overall health. You’re like a supra hygienist, only you're not because there's no such thing. Living your best career life in just 120 to hygiene - yeah right!
"Live to Hygiene?"
Let’s GOOOO!
It's time to increase perio!
Quick Q&A: Your Hype Checklist
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· Why’s this epic?
OPAs won't fix shortages or level up careers —be the zero!
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· Can I train and keep my job? Heck yes! Flex options mean no quitting needed. Remember, a dentist with barely any training in hygiene treatment and who has no time to fully educate patients will never have time to fully train you, either!
Fun Fact: OPAs Are Winning Everywhere and Patients will end up with more tooth loss, more money spent, more disease and all due to dentists profit seeking!
YOU could be the MVP!
Got Questions?
Hit Us Up Shawty!
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This is a parody website made by AndyRDH.
Exposing the hyprocrisy that there is a hygiene "shortage" when
no research, data or stats are there to back up these claims.
© 2025 See a CODA educated dental hygienist!
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This website is a parody and is intended for entertainment and commentary purposes only. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by any entity it imitates including the ADA or Arizona Board of Dentistry because let's face it - they don't care about patients seeing a CODA college educated and Board licensed dental professional. Parody is protected under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution and 17 U.S. Code §â€¯107 as fair use.